With the 2008 campaign in full force, there's tons of stuff to be found about all the candidates. Send us suggestions for links, jokes, pictures, videos and other funny stuff to orlandoreport[AT]gmail.com.
Check out JibJab.com for a hilarious cartoon about Bush and Kerry. They're new video is just as funny.
Here's a great cartoon on the subject of gay marriage.
Late Night Jokes:
"President Bush welcomed Vietnam's prime minister to the White House today. He promised the prime minister he would travel to Vietnam next year---that is, unless his dad can get him out of it."
"During the debate, Bush was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he's made. And Bush responded, this debate, the last debate and the next debate."
"Governor Schwarzenegger has come out against gay marriage and then he went back to slathering body oil all over his muscles in front of other guys."
"President Bush said he was 'troubled' by gay people getting married in San Francisco. He said on important issues like this the people should make the decision, not judges. Unless of course we're choosing a president, then he prefers judges."
"Some see the move as an attempt to preserve traditional values, while others see it as a cynical ploy to ensure that Vice President Dick Cheney will never have to pay for his gay daughter's wedding."
POLITICAL HUMOR - GREAT SITES
Regardless of your political affiliation, you'll probably find this to be one of the funniest and most original sites on the Web. It's set up as a mock home page for the White House, and the creators mercilessly poke fun at the current administration.
As we point out above, their cartoons are hilarious and they take shots at both sides.
Well-known satire site.
The Complete Bushisms
Very long list updated frequently by Jacob Weisberg of George W. Bush's failed attempts to speak English. Absolutely hilarious!!
Dan Quayle Quotations
Before W, we had Dan Quayle.
The funniest blog on the Net!
Late-Night Political Jokes
Updated daily by About.com.
Political Humor (About.com)
John Kerry Jokes (About.com)
George W. Bush jokes (About.com)
Great cartoonist from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
Great cartoons from Bob Lang and Bill Mitchell.
Online Doonesbury toons.
Links to Tom Toles and other cartoonists.
Cartoons for conservatives.
While everyone was expressing outrage over Janet Jackson's breast at the Super Bowl, Hunter S. Thompson was more disturbed by President Bush's claim that he fell asleep before halftime during the Super Bowl.
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